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ok, time to change the tribe avatar...

2007-09-22T20:54:14Z

can ya change that shit?

I'm in a relationship now, and barely use myspace at all these days.

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Working all the angles

2007-09-02T05:33:44Z

You really do need a professional.

http://black20.com/quigley

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If You Can't Beat 'Em

2007-01-25T04:44:44Z

I had to help a friend of mine get her MySpace widgets to work right (slide show, etc.) I didn't really know how to do it, but I have a pretty decent GPR [Geek Potential Rating.] In the process I learned some stuff.

I took a couple of stabs at the ad banner up top.

%^) http://profile.myspace.com/vincognito (^%

It makes me happy.

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OH my...

2006-10-20T15:12:18Z

Oct 18 2006 5:20 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: Hello
Body: SWM, Seeking a Long Term Relationship!

Hello Ladies My name is Demas Miller, I am 23 year old male from San Jose, Ca. Seeking a Long term committed relationship with the right Person. I am a real true gentleman also a Friendly person looking to meet someone warm, caring Cute, sweet, Understanding and who likes to go out and do things and spend some quality time together Friends first of course. The things I enjoy doing are watching VH1 Classic and a hockey fan, riding my bike, I Listen To Classic Rock, 80’s Hair Metal, Blues and Country Music. Not Into rap music I’m looking for a Woman that is between Ages 18-30 years old. T
He fun things I like to do are: go to the Mall, The parks, surf the Internet, and listen to music and watch TV once in a while. Not into drugs or alcohol I shop at music and sport stores. I am a thoughtful caring, loving person.
With a great big heart there's a lot more to me than meets the eye. Just take the time to get to Know me is all I ask. If you like what you read so far Then please send me a response back telling me a
More about yourself on myspace with a message. http://www.myspace.com/therocknrolldude
AIM at - SanJoseSharks99
You Can E-mail corydog99@hotmail.com

Here is the profile.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=104100969

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lightbulb!!!

2006-09-09T06:00:04Z

i have an idea ...if this hasn't already been discussed

we should make a myspace hoochie alt and we can ALL have the account name/password and all contribute to adding content and we can reply to the messages and copy/paste them on here

am i going to hell for this?

by the way: i'm not on here too often but one of my favorite memorable hootchies was the "with shirt / without shirt" guy

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 30 replies

note to "sammy"

2006-09-01T20:06:39Z

just in case you don't read this on myspace

oh, ok, but only if i get to shit in your mouth, gouge your eyes out, scull-fuck your tight wet eye sockets and cum in you nose ...oh, and call you a little cunting fuck-whore while stabbing your ears with an ice pick

wow, i'm getting a raging erection just thinking about it

call me asap!

...wow, those creative writing classes really paid off

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: <a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70319712'>Sammy</a>
Date: May 19, 2006 3:10 PM

Hey
I searched under swinger and found your page.How would you like to get gang banged by me and my buddys.We also have another women that will join in.You dont have to close your eyes and imagine this ,we will treat you like the slut you where raised to be.
Sammy

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Yummm, svetlana

2006-06-30T04:50:21Z

Go this one today:
I would link to the profile, but there's really nothing there. no pic, nothing but a pic of tom, her only friend.

I'm sure this lady's fer real.

----------------------------
Hello!!!
Body: Hello,

Me name is Svetlana.
After birthday of my girlfriend after all my girlfriends have left to meet
with the husbands and guys I has decided, that the friend with whom I might
connect all further life too is necessary for me, but such person with whom
I would not be happy is not necessary for me.
I shall tell to you slightly about myself, me 29 years, I live in city of
Orsk in spite of the fact that it is very beautiful city, here very
difficultly to find the good person with which it is possible would be to
connect the life, the purposes of people in our city very much low, and the
girlfriend has advised me to look same people as well as I in the Internet,
I and have made I have gone to the Internet of cafe and have found a site
which to me the girlfriend has advised, at her mum as has got acquainted
with the person from Germany. From all countries which were offered me on a
choice, I have decided to choose , on films and under stories I know, that
people for which his personal honour and decency is appreciated more than
any petty interests live in this country. After short viewing structures I
have seen yours which most approaches me, and have decided to write to you
in hope that I shall receive from you the answer. Excuse I has distracted
from the story about itself slightly. As I to you already spoke me 29 years
I live in Russia, city of Orsk, my weight makes 64 kgs at growth of 170
centimeter. At me higher education on a speciality the ecologist, but on the
trade I do not work, as on it it is very difficult to find work. I work to
help the bookkeeper in the company which is engaged in sale of home
appliances. I live one without parents, my parents were lost at a fire of 6
years back, my grandmothers and grandfathers communists, my relatives were
noblemen when Russia king corrected earlier, but there was it for a long
time. I never supported ideas communists, they have resulted the country
which once was great power, in full route. But about it I shall not continue
to me this subject not so it is pleasant have shot.
I live together with mine cat Murka, she my best friend! She also likes to
ask to have a meal black color at me, in exchange on it she may sit next
hours me and purr. Unfortunately I badly know the English language so I the
first time shall be to use the translator, but I go on rates, on studying
language. With impatience I wait from you for the answer. Your new friend
Svetlana.
Please write me on my personal e-mail: sveta-koroleva2006@yandex.ru
So it will be more convenient to me to write to you and I can send you the
photos!

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gross

2006-05-30T01:53:33Z

Well, it's not that exciting. No horrendous background with an oversized pink font. But still, WHY ON EARTH would this guy ever ask me to be his friend?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29160966

Where in my profile does it suggest that I am bisexual, punk rock, and sexually masochistic? Whatever.

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It had to happen sooner or later...

2006-05-15T02:58:00Z

MySpace Instant Messenger
http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=im.download

Save our souls...

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wow

2006-04-18T00:47:33Z

I haven't been to this tribe in ages, but that's a smokin' picture of Marty. :)

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should i be friends?

2006-03-11T16:11:20Z

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=58854944

they DO have masturbation booths. lmao.

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myspace is for yeti

2006-03-03T21:27:30Z

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nFT-lyFN3BM

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not specifically

2006-03-03T10:03:12Z

not specifically a hoochie story, but I was at the UC Berkeley library today and the two girls next to me were cruising myspace. I mean c'mon! How embarassing.

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as little

2006-02-06T21:00:15Z

as little time as I spend on myspace, I still get these:
Hey baby! What u doing this weekend? Wow! You seem like a really great guy!!! I would love to talk to you sometime. Also, I just put up my latest pics. If u wanna check them out just click here girlsgreatmodels.com/jane so you can see my fotos!!!... Talk to u soon. luv ya!

from:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=53719622

does anyone actually fall for these?

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okay

2006-02-06T19:25:17Z

this person did NOT send me a pm or anything, BUT.....check out this profile. It's weird in a plethora of ways. Check it, yo.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12334484

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why..

2006-01-21T06:04:52Z

do people go apeshit on sending retarded chainletter bulletins?? I HATE them.

I just friended an old friend from high school-and she sends 4 or five a day...fft!

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if MySpace was the real world (repost ;o)

2006-01-06T22:57:39Z

this is pretty amusing
heheh

Tila Tequila & FORBIDDEN would know everyone in the whole world.

You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.

19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.

Every woman from the o.c. would have a boobjob.

Every man from the o.c. would have sleeves.

You would look your very best at all times.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone

Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.

You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

In your circle of friends you would hang out with Scottsdale bars and clothing lines.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven't called you in, like, four days.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

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this event listing HAD TO be posted in this tribe.

2006-01-06T06:07:27Z

http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=events.detail&eventID=39992.436

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huh....huh?

2005-12-24T02:22:00Z

got a message from this guy...wtf?

<<<<hi im 17/m/cali and this what i do for fun mall shop movies hang out with freinds sports like wreslting football and more surf snow board beach party kickbacks dirt bike off raod and way more people say im a fun guy and funny and i can be and good and im and bad and romantic and i always up for anything and i listen to all kinds of music u wann be freeinds u seem fun and kool and hot to would u liek to be feinds im sry no pic u have a sn 909 rancho cucomnga u wann chat u have a sn plz wright back>>>>>

I'm thinking the only reason he contacted me is because I live nearby and holy shit he wrote one really long sentence and just goes on and on and is too lazy to really try to spell anything and is this how these kids write now a days and i wonder what his college essay is gonna look like and and and....

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Live Trout In Laundry Basket

2005-12-21T02:14:29Z

http://losangeles.tribe.net/template/JoinTribe.vm?tribeid=1ab49e93-99db-4403-8c85-4b337c9dcaf6&nextpage=http%3A%2F%2Ftribes.tribe.net%2Flivetroutinlaundrybasket

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Your Hooch

2005-12-13T17:52:29Z

Is your hooch for spacies? Enquiring minds want to know.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

2005-12-11T20:04:57Z

I'm DYING. Check out the profile, too.

No Subject
Body: wassup beautiful. i was jus here at working bored goin thru profiles and normally i dont message ppl but i jus had to let u know something. lol u are fine!. write back if u want. bye

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=40148798&Mytoken=573B399C-68F3-7570-9C0BC9BE82247CAA55130992

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stalker

2005-12-11T20:01:57Z

I actually met this guy about a year ago at some function. Unfortunately, he got my email address off of a list and has been sending me slightly uncomfortable emails for a while. Today, I got the friend request:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12639902&Mytoken=5F7EE961-C77D-142E-37A05AA024255F7210578557

Prepare yourself.

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Myspace mix

2005-11-30T18:14:25Z

This sums it up...

http://www.archive.org/download/MySpace_Mixdown/myspace_mixdown.mp3

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MySpace is for porn spammers

2005-11-12T02:59:02Z

Date: Nov 11, 2005 6:31 PM
Subject: what's up
Body: do I know you?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37491992&Mytoken=143C2481-1349-7095-606862E21756AB6822112641

huh?

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hoo boy...and girl

2005-11-05T18:35:29Z

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34537127&Mytoken=C4AF0D2E-151B-9B14-9F9DA65D2E1B3A7859266464

Oct 24, 2005 9:00 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Hi there
Body: We are a married white couple in the Sac area looking to make new friends Holler back if you would like

Something tells me they wouldn't just be inviting me over for a game of Parcheesi and some nachos.

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dumber than a bag of rocks!!!!

2005-11-05T02:59:51Z

Faceless Robert sent me this message today.

"Hello! I am new to myspace and saw you on line. I am 6'2" 190lbs dark brown hair and brown eyes... Italian. I loved your pics! Send me a message or IM me if you would like to talk. I hope you do and then you can get to know me. :-)
Have a great day!
Robert"

I responded with this:

Wow. Did ya really try to pick up on me??? Did ya happen to see that I'm MARRIED???? Oh, and that I have two small children? Sorry, but I'm not into that.

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I Like Friendster

2005-11-05T01:42:04Z

Heh.

Just kiddin'

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EEK!

2005-11-01T04:28:53Z

So, you kind folks are aware that I am kinda into myspace these days....

anyways, last night I met this girl outside of a club last night waiting for my date... pretty friendly small talk, I guess... then she asks me if I am single. I reply, "not really"... she then writes down her myspace url and says I should find her on there. Of course, bored today, I did. ummm..... yeah. hoochie. She's a "model/aspiring actress"..... eesh. check out this psycho message she sent me today:

Hey Marty-

A little rushed..glad to see ur enjoying ur stay in San Fran... good meeting you last night... maybe we can have a drink sometime..

currently I'm semi-single was dating someone but now I am not..
anyways gotta think about settling down soon...

I wanna be a MOM...aaaahhhh (laugh)

take care

EEK!

a MOM??? (tmi)

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johnnie

2005-10-23T08:34:21Z

Got this winner this morning.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....you DON'T even KNOW me, buddy!!!!!

Oct 22, 2005 8:04 AM
Subject: hi gina...
Body: wow...can i just say that you are so incredibly beautiful..I love your smile and your eyes...your husband is a very lucky man! you blew me away...and that doesn't happen often. i think what really blows me away is that you seem to have a really good heart along with being so beautiful...that is just plain rare...anyway, i'm sure you hear this all the time...drop me a note sometime to say hi...oh...
ciao for now...
john

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

It's the Date Victor the SnakeMannn Application Ver 1.5

2005-10-18T23:51:54Z

1st SnakeMannn bulletin

From: SnakeMannn
Date: Oct 17, 2005 12:18 PM
Subject: It's the Date Victor the SnakeMannn Application Ver 1.5
Body: Hi, I am Victor the SnakeMannn in case you didn't know!!!

Here is an application if you would like to Date Me..
Please read through the whole thing before filling it out.

Ok, some people have responded that I am lame for doing this. It's not because I am pathetic or a loser, I just am shy in asking for a date. But all told, I'm a nice guy and I don't just go around hitting on anyone in bars etc.... So this is just a way to find out who is attracted to me and would like to go out with me. It also beats through the crap you don't want to talk about in public and lets you know what I am looking for and tells me all about you. Also it's done in a semi-joking fashion, so don't take anything personally. Since I have so many friends and so many possibilities, it's easier to narrow down the field by the ones who like me, want to hang with me and possibly want to go out with me, to fill this out. And if you are not interested in dating me but have friends on your list who might like me, ask them to add me and fill this out. Thanks. In 8 weeks of posting this again I have had 20 replys that filled it out. But no one from LA that want to go out with me. Oh well.

NOTE: If you take offense to this, you are so NOT for me. If you will not be visiting, living or want to live in or around Hollywood you are so not for me. If this pisses you off you are SO NOT for me. You know what? If you read this and we don't agree on what we are both looking for, it's ok, We can still be friends. This is about me and who I am looking for to make my life as happy as it can be. If you want to be in it, then you will work with me.

Ok, well read my profile and my blogs and know everything about me before filling this out. I am very specific as to what I am looking for in my profile, so that might clear things up a bit before filling it out and wasting both our time.

First, you must Hit reply, Then scroll down till you see the questions in the reply, then put your answers in the boxes--->
[ type answers here ], and hit send and I will get your app and let you know what my decision is.
Second, DO NOT fill this out if you are under 18, not planning on visiting Southern California or if you don't want to visit wherever you are. I am only looking for serious people looking for the same things as I am.

(Fill in the boxes with your answers ---> [ ] )

My name is [ ]

I am [ ]
(Female, Male, Other)

I am [ ]
(Age) (Over 18 ONLY!)

Birthdate [ ]

I live in [ ]
(City, State, Country)

If not in Ca, (yes/no)
plan to move here or visit soon [ ]
do not plan to move here or want to [ ]
want to move to Hollywood [ ]

Eye Color [ ]

Hair Color [ ]

Height [ ]

Weight [ ]

Measurments [ ]
(Bra, Waist, Hips etc...)

Piercings [ ]

Tattoos [ ]

I am [ ]
A: Single,
B: Married,
C: Divorced,
D: Engaged,
E: Swinger,
F: Open relationship
G: Widowed

I [ ]
A. Do not have any Children
B. Have Children (How many, ages)
C. Do not want Children
D. Have Children that do not live with me (How many, ages)
E. Want to have Children with you
F. Cannot have Children but can talk about other options
G. Will not have Children but can talk about other options

I am [ ]
A. Looking to date,
B. Just wanna go out with you,
C. Looking for a boyfriend,
D. Looking for more than a boyfriend
E. Looking for a sex partner
F. Want to have your babies
G. Want to get into clubs and concerts for free.
H. Type in what you want

I have a car [ ]
(year and model)

I have a Motorcycle [ ]
(year and model)

I like to ride Motorcycles [ ]

I have a job [ ]
(where, what do you do?)

I am [ ]
A: Straight,
B: Bi,
C: Gay,
D: Not sure,
E: Open to more

I am [ ]
A: Submissive
B: Dominant
C: Both
D: Open to anything,
E: Love Sex,
F: Not really into anything
G: Virgin

I [ ]
A: Like to be nude
B: Don't like to be nude
C: Like public nudity
D: Like to be nude in public
E: Nudity is not for me

I [ ]
A: Like to Masturbate
B: Love to Masturbate
C: Like others to watch me Masturbate
D: Like people to Masturbate with me
E: Like to watch others Masturbate
F: Want you to Masturbate with me
G: Don't Masturbate
H: Don't need to Masturbate as I have enough sex
I: Masturbation is private for me

I
A: Like/Dislike giving Oral Sex [ ]
B: Love/Hate giving Oral Sex [ ]
C: Like/Dislike receiving Oral Sex [ ]
D: Love/Hate receiving Oral Sex [ ]

I [ ]
A: Spit
B: Swallow
C: Depends [ ]

I am [ ]
A: Shaved
B: Waxed
C: Trimmed
D: Hairier than a gorilla!!!

I am [ ]
A: Jealous
B: Not Jealous
C: Not Jealous, but want you to myself
D: would be turned on to see you make out with someone else
E: would be turned on to see you with others sexually

I love/hate
A: Sex [ ]
B: Porn [ ]
C: Toys [ ]
D: Adult fun [ ]

I [ ]
A: Smoke,
B: don't smoke
C. Will quit smoking to be with you.

I [ ]
A: drink,
B: don't drink,

I [ ]
A: do drugs
B: Don't do drugs

I am [ ]
(Attracted to you because? Not attracted to you because?)

I am [ ]
(Available for a relationship if the date works out?)

I [ ]
(Read your profile and blogs already?)

I love/hate [ ]
( your jewerly and pictures and have seen your website)

My Yahoo IM is [ ]
My AIM is [ ]
My Email is [ ]
My Website is [ ]
My Phone number is [ ]
I want you to IM me anytime [ ]
I want you to email me anytime [ ]
I want you to call me anytime [ ]

I [ ]
Clicked here to join the SnakeMannn Fans Group at
groups.myspace.com/snakemannn

I [ ]
Am going to tell all my friends to add you at www.myspace.com/snakemannn

I [ ]
am going to leave you a comment on your page because you ROCK!!!

I am [ ]
Emaling you more pictures of me not on Myspace at snakemannn@aol.com

Please email me your pictures directly at snakemannn@aol.com, or you may IM me at AIM at snakemannn or at snakemannn69 at yahoo.

Life! Liberty! and....

Victor the SnakeMannn
Jewelry Designer to the Stars

The Jewelry for Long Haired Men and the women who love us!!!!!
It's time for you to be a Star too!!
Please ask all your friends to add me!!

I can always be found at the Rainbow in Hollywood!!!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 6 replies

pervs on MyHoochie

2005-10-18T15:47:37Z

I think it's funny that there are soooo many pervs on myspace posing as "hoTT" girls and they actually pose as some fake model they downloaded pics of and say they are her and then write shit like "here to meet other hot girls and swap nude photo's" ...and they have like 300+ "friends". W T F ?

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I like MySpace.

2005-10-18T05:03:46Z

Dont hate me cuz I'm a hoochie.....

(or at least a wanna-be hoochie)

%^P

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 18 replies

Eddie

2005-10-18T04:17:32Z

eddie
Date: Oct 12, 2005 10:52
Subject: hi
Body: hi couldnt resist to say something to you when I saw your pretty smile I am also in san jose but I am married but always looking for friends maybe more but I just wanted to say hello to you.

sorry to of bothered you

eddie

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 7 replies

thx for the add

2005-10-18T04:14:43Z

i want to shove a fucking ice pick through their ear everytime i see that fucking retarded ass comment.

sorry for the rant, i feel better now - the meds are kicking in

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Todd

2005-10-09T20:02:44Z

Oct 8, 2005 1:23 AM Subject: If Lucy Fell...
Body: hardly anyone knows that flick. and yes, you are cute as a button. what's your favorite part in that movie?
it's all funny and psychotic. kind of like life. what do you think, ms cutie?
todd

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 1 reply

Such a smooth talker

2005-09-28T16:37:20Z

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=25324013

WOWW.. SPEECHLESS

u are THE DEFINITION OF SEXY!!!

omggg i love ur lipss and ur smile is relaly sexyyy

my profile says 17 but im 20 .. i don know how to change my darn profile

and btw YOUR RED HAIR REALY TURNS ME ON DAYUMMM!!!!! hehe

i know im younger than u by like 5 years but i totaly love chatin with older chicks cuz u gals are so interesting and fun,.. ide love to chat with ya

um u gotta SCREEN NAME or somethinnn??''

leme knoow hunn peace<3

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

My hate for my space

2005-09-23T05:09:53Z

Ok I hate tom he's a bitch and the only reason I joined that damn site is to get in touch people from highschool that I used to be friends with but now have lost touch with. So anyways, I am from a small but awsome town in CO and there is a forum for us. people where knocking the town that they and I grew up in but this town is way fucking nice.

Lots of expensive houses and stupid yuppies but its nice and alot of yuppies are still cool?? Anyways I go to trhow my 2 cents around and it says you have to have been subscribed for 7 days.

Thing after thing pisses me off about myspace and I am mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore. Bitches.

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 5 replies

HOOCHIE ALERT

2005-09-23T03:51:57Z

It's a doozy.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=18703593&Mytoken=87DC652D-29F6-409E-9B81321F2CFAA55C1884927062

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 7 replies

Satisfying Attention Needs

2005-09-18T22:35:59Z

"ooooh

Very nice sounds.

Ummmm

I can listen to your music all day!

I am Mindy.

I'd love to be friends

Ciao!"

*******************

Granted, this was very nice of Mindy [who was overweight and unattractive, but okay, whatever.]

However, I managed to dally for, oh, I dunno 45 minutes before this ensued:

*******************

"oh...

You are so welcome"

*******************

To which I replied:

"Sorry but I'm rarely on myspace. If I didn't get back to you soon enough to please you, well, life..."

*******************

Her response:

"yes that's life!

You read the message
it showed that you had read it
and you could have just said thanks.

No worries.

Remember how you treat people
tends to come back ten fold."

[Ominous warning for people who don't IMMEDIATELY respond to people's attention needs.]

*******************

My final response, to which she had no reply:

"Whatever. Bear in mind you have no idea who I am...."

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 14 replies

this about sums it up

2005-09-15T19:15:11Z

Quite possibly the quintessential horrible MySpace profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2983152&Mytoken=20050829170321

(tip: turn speakers DOWN)

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 9 replies

ope! here's one!

2005-09-01T01:34:54Z

Hi Trixie:) Do u know about Doulike? It is very cool site. The thing is, they show u a pic of a guy and ask if u like him. u answer Yes or No. If u do answer Yes, they send him your pic and ask the same. If u both like eachother u can get in-touch and maybe have an actual date.

Do u like me? http://www.doulike.net/affid6/1224.html
Have fun!

Dude is 25. I toyed with the idea of dating a young un', but I recently talked to my nephew and realized he's 25 and I got totally, totally creeped out. I definitely DO NOT want to be dating friends of my nephew.

Maybe I should change my profile tagline that says "I'm your bitch AND your mama!" ;P

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 1 reply

MySpace is for young'uns

2005-08-24T04:39:16Z

Okay, as if I wasn't feeling old enough after my birthday last weekend, but I sure as hell did not need to read this today:

From: Frankie
Date: Aug 16, 2005 7:19 PM
Subject: Hey there
Body: I'm really into older women, Just thought i would say hello

+++++++++++++
My response:
Dear Frankie,

Fuck you.

Best wishes,
Francesca

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 25 replies

Nice guy

2005-08-23T23:04:49Z

Got this one today:

wanna chat with a nice guy ???
Body: i love your page like to get to know u better

alitte about me
im not one of thoses guys who thinks with his dick just isnt me

im honist sweet caring loving shy guy that loves kids i very good with them

love to hear from u

love josh

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 12 replies

wanted part 3

2005-08-22T04:21:51Z

The guy won't quit.

From: wanted
Date: Aug 21, 2005 8:28 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: wow ur so beautiful very sexy whats your email ill send you my pic im from san jose

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 1 reply

WOW

2005-08-20T05:22:46Z

I got a winner right here.

Subject: Hello
Body: Gina are you a naught girl?
-Gregory

Oh man, what a loser. Picking up on a married MOM!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

striking back

2005-08-05T17:10:56Z

A friend of mine IRL who actually uses MySpace (I adore him, so I'm not really that ashamed) is also getting irritated by the hoochies and posted this on his blog:

"I really didn't think this was neccessary, but here are the RULES to leaving me a message. If this comes across crass, oh well, some of you drove me to it. To the others, may you find humor in the kind of dickheads I've been dealing with here.

1. No sex talk unless I've done you, in which case it's just redundant so it still applies.

2. No ingorant assed freaks that can't fucking spell. You all think it's cute to spell like "l@terz" and shit like that, but it's not. It's just assinine so piss off.

3. If you are so offended by my language or content, why the fuck are still reading this? Again, piss off.

4. I am not gay, unless you have a shitload of cash, and I'm talking 8 figures bitch.

5. Please have something of interest to say. I can think of lots of ways to die. Boredom is not one of them.

6. Don't offer me sexual favors. If you do and I don't know you, that makes you a skank. F.O.

7. Don't attempt to add me so you can build up your "Pokemon" collection of friends. No one is impressed with how many thousands of pepole you're connected to. It's just pathetic, and I doubt you speak to more than three of them anyway. Seriously, get out more often.

8. Do you support George W. Bush? Yes? Get bent you program.

9. Can you have a conversation that goes beyond Hot Topic or Nordstroms? If you paused, leave it.

10. Don't over-complicate it. A simple hello will suffice.

11. If you have to add the word 'sexy' to your name (eg: "Sexy Lisa" Sammie Sexy") chances are... you're not."

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 5 replies

ACE

2005-08-04T08:10:50Z

From: Ace
Date: Aug 3, 2005 9:56 AM
Subject: what's up?! :)
Body: Hey Emily,

let's have fun a little...

I saw this sex survey on line not so long ago, and thought it was pretty cool... Revealing a little, but nothing that would be considered an attempt to reinvent the wheel... It, more so, is an ice breaker of sort...so without further due, let's bust out the icepick... :)

Here's the sex survey:

1. Have you ever had sex/oral sex with someone of the same sex?

2. Ever thought about it?

3. Ever had sex that lasted only minutes?

4. Have you ever taken someone's virginity?

5. Have you ever kissed or french kissed someone of the same sex?

6. Have you ever been totally naked with someone of the same sex?

7. Ever gone skinny dipping?

8. Have you ever mooned, streaked, flashed or been the lucky one to witness any of these?

9. Is there anyone you have simply been wanting to sleep with?

10. Have you ever had a one night stand?

11. Have you and your partner had sex while others were in the room?

12. Have you had sex in a public place where you could have been caught?

13. Has the sex been so wild that you broke something?

14. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?

15. Have you ever given/received oral sex while one of you were driving?

16. Have you ever had sex on top of a car?

17. Have you ever had sex/oral sex in an elevator, stairwell, phone booth, bathroom stall or any other small, confined public area?

18. Ever tried doggy style?

19. Have you ever had sex for 3 hours?

20. Ever tried the 69 position?

21. Had 3 or more positions in one session ever been accomplished?

22. Have you and your partner had sex in a shower, tub, pool, hot tub or on the beach?

23. Ever had an entire session of just oral and other methods of sex without penetration?

24. Have you or your partner ever used handcuffs or any other form of bondage?

25. Ever wear sexy lingerie?

26. Have you ever done a strip tease?

27. Ever been cut off completely from sex because your partner was pissed off at you?

28. Have you ever been hung over, naked and sore and not quite sure why?

29. Ever wake up sore, scratched, bruised and feel proud?

30. Have you, had sex/oral sex in a movie theater, sporting event or any public transportation?

31. Have you ever got drunk and had sex with someone you wouldn't have sober?

32. Have you ever slept beside someone of the opposite sex all night w/o having sex?

33. Ever shave yourself completely (down there)?

34. Ever shave someone else?

35. Ever go to the E.R. and have to explain certain injuries caused by a sexual act?

36. Have you ever cybered or had phone sex?

37. Have you or your partner had the kind of sex where you are totally fulfilled and not wanted more?

38. Have you ever used sex as a bargaining tool or weapon to get your way?

39. Have you ever disturbed people with loud sex?

40. Had sex with someone on vacation and you never saw them again?

41. Ever had sex in the rain?

42. Have you ever bought something from a sex shop or adult party?

43. Have you ever left the house without wearing underwear on purpose?

44. Have you ever taken it in the ass?

45. Have you ever tossed salad or had it done to you?

You rock... Hit me...

-Ace

***********************************************************

Oh, I'd hit him all right....with an anvil maybe.

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

This guy...

2005-08-03T22:57:17Z

..sent me a friend invite.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=19725945&friendName=Joe&Mytoken=20050803153131

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 5 replies

I know....

2005-08-02T20:37:23Z

That mySpace sux, but I made an updated profile this weekend....

http://www.myspace.com/mantis25

it was kinda fun.

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 11 replies

bmike

2005-07-31T16:56:04Z

From: Bmike
Date: Jul 24, 2005 10:10 AM
Subject: HI
Body: like to chat or are you looking for "FUN E me

************************************************************

isn't "fun", code for sex?

ew.

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

Hamed

2005-07-24T17:44:41Z

Date: Jul 24, 2005 12:58 AM
Subject: Hi
Body: hi Emily,
u r just gorgeous and i like ur haircut. god bless. bye

******************************************************

Do they charge by the letter over there? What's with the cutsey spelling?

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 6 replies

complexity

2005-07-24T14:59:18Z

I was punishing myself by browsing through MySpace yesterday and I think I've discovered something about the profiles there. Whenever there is one with 15 animated gifs, three video files, a scrolling marquee, 11 different fonts in colors an enchanted dragon would puke up...I think that particular individual is trying to tell us "Hey, I'm a complex person with many things going on. I'm not your average vanilla Joe." Hence the overwrought HTML.

But what it actually translates to is "I have absolutely no aesthetic taste."

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 0 replies

Tribe Listing

2005-07-22T23:17:43Z

And have you seen this yet?

http://losangeles.tribe.net/listing/8993c996-7567-427c-ae71-156847566589?r=10025

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

my typical inbox find

2005-07-22T02:41:12Z

This is what I find more often in my MySpace inbox than any other kind of message:

Jul 15, 2005 4:13 PM

Subject: ok ok

Body: ok...you are gorgeous
My g/f noticed you. We should talk sometime. Write me back when you have a chance.
Rob

[thanks to EDub for the invite]

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 9 replies

Not myspace.com: Let the backlash begin!...

2005-07-21T19:50:20Z

Too bad they don't accept valid domains like belief-systems.com. I tried to sign up for all of the social software sites to see what they have on offer. Here's the link if you wanna check out this alpha site. It might just be a joke going forward but I like that it takes the piss out of myspace.com:

http://www.notmyspace.com/

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 1 reply

a friend of mine posted this on myhoochie.com

2005-07-20T20:30:32Z

this is all true... 100%

1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad.

2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures.

(f.y.i. actual gangsters don't have myspaces, sorry)

3. Don't flash gang signs anywhere, at all, end of story.

4. List bands that don't really exist in your profile, it's cool.

5. Myspace is not real life.

6. If you've ever posted a "myspace is shutting down" bulletin, i fucking hate you, and your entire family. If you honestly took your time to re-post something for fear of having your precious myspace deleted, then i've probably lost all respect for you, and you should look into getting a life...

7. Slideshow's, 2+ video's on a page, and "insane graphics", do not make you look cool. They make you annoying. And yes, i hate you.

8. If you highly exploit the idea that you've ever smoked marijuana before, with every other word on your page, and "sick pics of ur BONG" then check yourself. Realize that you've based your entire image around being less intelligent than most. (p.s. smoke weed everyday...)

9. School pictures, sports team pictures, and pictures of your friends, without you in them, are all things that nobody gives a fuck about. And deep down inside, you've known that all along.

9. You should probably question your sexuality if you take more pictures of yourself, than anything else in your camera...

9. Listing 30+ bands is just a magnifying glass over the obvious fact that you're screaming on the inside for someone to accept you into something that you've always desperately wanted to be a part of.

9. "i don't really watch tv" = LIAR

10. "i don't really read" = BUSH SUPPORTER (fuck yeah)

11. If you list anyone who's ever appeared on MTV's Trl, in your heroes section, then you need to drive your goddamn jetta away from the mall, and go to a fucking library. Now.

12. myspace is not real life.

13. If you die, before deleting your myspace, it will be up as long as anyone else's is.

14. If you die, because of your myspace being deleted, i lack sympathy for you. This is not the stock market. If Tom dies, and you label the upcoming drama "the great deppression", i will strongly consider hunting your family pet..

15. Myspace has made Tila Tequila a genuine low-level celebrity... honestly, think about that...

16. Posting the same bulletin 3 times in a row is never an accident, and is only idiotic. It should grant you a free punch in the throat.

17. myspace is not real life

18. comments;

a. "thnx 4 the add" is not a comment... it's a message

b."just showin' sum luv" is not a comment...it's a stupid message

c."oh my god, u were sooooo wasted last night at the show, i can't
believe u gave that creepy guy your number!!!!" is not a comment,
it's a sad attempt to exploit the lesser known fact that you might possibly have a non-internet social life.

d. promoting your band or website, is not a comment, it's lame...

19. straight guys flexing with their shirts off, are not straight...

20. friendster was not "back in the day"

21. Nobody wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video everytime they look at your page.

22. No one wants to watch the "So Crazy In Love" video, period.

23. Posting a comment such as "yum, ur fucken hawtt, or damn, ur hella fine" underneath a decent looking girls picture, is not going to get you laid... ever.

24. Myspace is not real life.

25. You're never going get to a free I-Pod, with no strings attached ever... sorry.

26. "Cool New People"...according to fucking who?

27. You never actually "only made one to look at other peoples". It's a lie, and a shitty one at that.

28. Listing your city/location with the word "baby!!" after it, is not appealing...

29. NeIthEr iZ WrItInG LyKe ThIs. (if you've ever done that, ever, even "in like 7th grade", i will never have sex with you. Or your mother)

30. If you use the terms: "scenesters, emo's, hardcore kids, electro-clashers, or punx, or write the abbreviation HxC, sXe, even in the sense that your making fun of the above listed, i hate you. i don't think you're cool, and i'd most likely like to pour Morton Salt in your eyelids..

31. Using scrolling marquees doesn't make you hardcore

32. Myspace is not real life

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 12 replies

this guy...

2005-07-18T04:41:07Z

man I need to check this account more often... quite the ego boost...
<I guess> sheesh look at the jerk off of the week...

hwnstyle5150
Date: Jul 5, 2005 4:37 PM
Subject: hey cutie
Body: do u fuck, u r hot!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20561153&Mytoken=20050709115403

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 6 replies

wanted part 2

2005-07-17T00:20:26Z

From: wanted
Date: Jul 9, 2005 6:57 PM
Body: ur so sexy and very lovely i dotn have my pic on here but ill send it to you whats ur email im from san jose

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

Burke

2005-07-14T06:35:39Z

Date: Jul 11, 2005 11:07 PM
Subject: about me

Body: love your about me your derfinetly funny and cute the only thing is your not in my company but i wish you were because i love a good laugh.

And People that LIE piss me off there FUCKIN COWARDS

Burke

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 5 replies

Dorky HOOCH

2005-07-12T16:32:10Z

My brother's a HOOCHIE!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=10492282&Mytoken=20050709215636

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

There's been a troubling development....

2005-07-10T04:53:53Z

Gina (snazzles) discovered today that her younger brother is, in fact, a myspace hoochie.

The dilemma is should we try an intervention and deprogramming, or just laugh?

Gina? your thoughts?

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

Rob

2005-07-08T14:34:49Z

I preface this by saying that I don't post all the messages I receive on myspace. Some are from men seeming sincere even nice...but specifically, they are just not offensive and you can't fault a guy just for sending a note to say hi. I initially thought this was one of those....but then I kept reading.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Rob.
888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

From: Rob
Date: Jul 7, 2005 7:34 PM Subject: Hi there!
Body: Emily-

I really liked what you wrote in your profile, and your pics are super cute :)

I am an Engineer for a semiconductor company in the Bay Area. I have lived in Southern California for 6 years, but I now live in Dublin, and am fairly new to the area. I am 33, ride a Harley Davidson motorcycle, enjoy playing golf and working with computers. I'm a
really fun guy, who has experienced a lot of interesting cultures all around the world. I am also a former Marine Corps Officer, articulate, and a romantic gentleman...

I'm looking to meet a woman who is mature, and knows what she wants out of life. I am over the bar scene, and am looking for someone who is as well. Ideally, she will be as sexual as I am....

If you enjoy getting surprised with flowers and other fun stuff, get in touch with me. I can also be reached on Yahoo Instant Messenger as "XXXXXXX".

I'd like to hear from you soon!

Rob

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

Cressive

2005-07-06T16:51:48Z

Date: Jun 27, 2005 2:26 PM
Subject: Hey Beautiful!!!
Body: Emily,

I think that you are very sexy and if I may, you are perhaps the finest looking lady that I have seen on myspace. Lets try and get together one day for a drink, tea or coffee over some juicy conversation, okay!!.

Hope to hear back from ya,

-XXXXXX

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 9 replies

david

2005-07-04T10:53:54Z

i ignore everyone, unless i know you. this guy wont let it go now...

Hi:

How have you been? I sent an email via MySpace and never got a response back. I also think there is a problem with my mailbox. Did you get my email? Anyway I am still very interested and would love to talk to you. I am sending you my phone number in good faith so at least you know that I am real. I have tried to put as much information as possible on my web page http://david.atspace.com
I have also a bunch of pictures there. I am not really an email type or chat room type. Call me sometime :) If you want we can get together for a cup of coffee. I am also always open to tennis, beach and other activities. Let me know.

David

Tel: (847)-477-3763

THIS WAS MY LAST EMAIL TO YOU:

Hi,

My name is David. I came across your profile on MySpace. It says you are single. I am really interested to get to know you better.

I am medium, 5,9 and 155 LB (see pictures).Currently I am working on my PhD in Electrical engineering. I also work for telecommunications industry.
I like tennis, hang gliding, surfing and would like to try different things.
I also play music and like different kind of music. You can see more information and pictures on my web page:

http://david.atspace.com

I am not looking for a pal or a pen pal. I am looking for romance. can be short term or long term or at least a fun one to do things (especially outdoor stuff) together.
If you are interested you can reach me at (847)-477-3763. I am home after 7:00pm. My email address is david22_03@msn.com (also my msn messenger or Yahoo messenger david2222_2222@yahoo.com).

“Feel free to reply, One line can change everything :)”

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 6 replies

Matt

2005-07-03T12:53:25Z

Date: Jun 30, 2005 8:47 AM
Subject: Dear Emily..........
Body: I bet that you are the kind of Woman that I want to meet! I live in Campbell with my Daughter.

Feel free to respond.
'
Thnxz!,
Matt

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 4 replies

?uestion for the ladies and women

2005-06-29T12:05:42Z

its true that the unsolicited letters posted here for our amusement are comical. some are plain dumbfounding. others leave me with no hope for my species. yet i wonder, what would be an appropriate way to contact a virtual stranger? not that im looking. no, really...just curious...what would make you ladies and women swoon?

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

hey girl

2005-06-28T14:16:31Z

From: franky

Date: May 30, 2005 8:58 PM
Subject: hey girl
Body: whats up get at me

HUH???

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 6 replies

Wanted

2005-06-26T03:31:10Z

Date: Jun 24, 2005 9:14 PM

Subject: hi

Body: ur so lovely and very sexy im from san jose no pic on here but i can send it to u just send me ur email

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

Frank

2005-06-23T05:16:48Z

hi emily-

you're sexy and smart... yes.

my name is frank. i make films. I also, paint, sing, compose, write, and build performing robots and other weird stuff. and i run a surrealist theater company with actors, musicans, dancers and robots, called XXXXXXX. here's our website, you might be interested in it (i'm guessing)-

http://www.blahblahblahwebsite.com

anyway shoot me a line if you want. if you like my music you'll like me.

cheers

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 14 replies

d00d! Whoa!

2005-05-20T17:48:46Z

I totally forgot that I have a FRIENDSTER account! They've upgraded, and have lots of new widgets. And guess what? They still suck beyond MySpace!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 9 replies

I wanna be in that commercial too...

2005-05-20T17:35:38Z

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=41736&Mytoken=20050504200354

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 17 replies

Is Trent a Hoochie too?

2005-05-19T10:31:03Z

"NIN are streaming the entire With Teeth album via a special player on Web site/makeshift dating service MySpace.com. Just cruise over to the band's page on MySpace.com and have a listen to "Only" — or any other track on the album — before it hits stores on May 3."

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

Is A Hoochie!

2005-05-16T20:32:59Z

Hi. I'm a Hoochie. I just joined MySpace. It sucks incredibly! Yay!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 5 replies

yes!

2005-05-13T13:38:27Z

now i know my 'myspace' account feels real. it's like i fit in...

subj: hey

body: i dont know if your into younger men but im 18 and ive always wanted to get close to a female lol or older womer over 30 my number is 574-596-9004 im from indiana call me or send me back a message this way if you want lata

i am thinking this person is like 14 or 15 cause most people (unless you are that young) thing that 30 is "older woman material". certainly he can just circle around the trailer park a few times to scare up some old stain who wants her double-wide a'rockin.

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

Oh HO my GOD!

2005-05-02T17:58:27Z

Watch closely as this page loads....don't turn away, or you might miss it.

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14296847&Mytoken=20050501223226

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 1 reply

oh WOW!

2005-04-29T16:48:34Z

so...I joined myspace to get dirt for this here tribe.

This guy writes......

hi i want to be your friend to the end do you want to play?

...ahhhhhh....NO!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 4 replies

can you feel the love...

2005-04-29T04:14:32Z

...this girl has for herself?

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=88964&Mytoken=20050428123130

I highly recommend the photo gallery, which can be summed up with the sentiment, "I'm sexy if I showcase my boobies properly."

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 3 replies

Nice try

2005-04-19T05:15:31Z

I'm not sure who this is, but I have a feeling it's someone in this tribe.

From: monaqq
Date: Apr 17, 2005 7:58 PM

Subject: hi from your secret admirer

Body: i'm shy, havent put up a pic of myself yet, maybe we cam talk on aol i'm ********hot

monaqq
Female
19 years old
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
United States

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 4 replies

tom is

2005-04-16T21:09:58Z

NOBODIES FRIEND! If I see him on the street I will immobialize him and rip his cool "guyabera" shirt off his back and then proceed to.... oh wait, I just remembered im a non-violent passivist!

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 2 replies

Is self-expression a "hoochie" act?

2005-04-16T15:50:27Z

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13073533&blogID=21879032&Mytoken=20050415220006
>Need advice from the tribe...cuz she is like so the dream girl if she is NOT a hoochie ;p

posted in Myspace is for Hoochies - 7 replies

FRIENDS vs ACQUAINTANCE vs ONLINE BUDDY

2005-04-07T03:16:15Z

I think all of these social networking sites should change the word FRIENDS to ACQUAINTANCE or ONLINE BUDDY.

I mean out of the 168 friends on here, how many of them would help me move ...or bail me out of jail ...or even buy me a fucking drink? ...or at least leave me a comment/testimonial?

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MySpace's Tom

2005-04-07T02:33:18Z

Is it me, or is it just BEYOND creepy that when you join MyHooch that this guy is automatically "your friend"?? I am still trying to wash off the icky feeling that covered my whole being...

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Asked a Hoochie to be my friend...

2005-04-04T05:43:03Z

Just went to myspace and found this cool guy named marty, asked hi to be my friend-- myspace has such HOTTIES!!!!!!!
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p.s. not gay...but what a HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Since when is being a "hoochie" a bad thing???

2005-04-04T01:21:03Z

I only joined myspace cuz marty was there...and i thought he was the coolest dude on tribe? Please x-plain!!! I'm still such the newbie drool bucket...

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Love tribe but your friends are on myspace?

2005-03-28T02:03:13Z

For those of us who prefer tribe, but have friends who insist on preferring myspace, I created a tribe..oops I mean group, on myspace called tribe.net. Any takers?

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Mac Damhnial

2005-03-15T05:23:07Z

Date: Mar 10, 2005 4:30 PM
Subject: hello
Body: so befor i go any whee with questions and chit chat do you like younger guys?

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wha???

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Approve or Deny - Jason

2005-03-15T00:11:27Z

Jason's Blurbs

About me:
I was born and raised in the bay area. Played high school and college sports before entering the modeling world for the next 8 yrs. My focus now is getting on Survivor . It can be done and it will be done I just need to be patient that's all.

Whom I'd like to meet:
I get along with a variety of people it seems.

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You really don't get the full punch from this without the topless shot.

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Slim

2005-03-10T01:04:04Z

Date: Mar 8, 2005 03:58 PM
Subject: hi beautifulhey
Body: i like girls like you im mexican,from san jose california ********@hotmail.com im 22 years old

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Eureka!!!

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